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:18:03
They are not stupid!
:18:05
Hello!
:18:07
Think of it this way. All those mothers
had to make do with what nature gave them.

:18:12
You and I get to pick out our kid.
It'll be like shopping.

:18:16
- Shopping?
- Uh-huh.

:18:19
But the neighbours will know we've adopted.
What'll they say?

:18:22
The neighbours? They'll say, "Look!"
:18:26
"There's Ben and Flo Healy going out to
yet another birthday party with their new son!"

:18:30
"Isn't he adorable?"
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"And look at how fantastic Flo looks
in her new dress!"

:18:37
"Where did she get a bag
to match those shoes?"

:18:40
Then they'll say,
"Let's invite that Healy family over for dinner."

:18:44
Oh, Ben, dinners!
:18:47
OK, let's get a kid.
:18:50
Hurry up, students.
Five more minutes for your pen-pals.

:18:53
Then we have to work on our times tables.
:18:57
Dear Queen Elizabeth, how is England?
It must be nice to be a queen.

:19:02
Dear Bishop Tutu, how are you?
:19:05
I am fine. I hope everything's going
well with your marching.

:19:09
Dear Bow Tie Killer, how's prison?
:19:11
There's a nice picture of you on the front
page that I'm gonna add to my collection.

:19:16
Even though we've never met, I feel we have
a lot in common. Nobody understands us.

:19:22
I'm still wearing a bow tie
so I can look just like you.

:19:26
After all these letters, I've got good news.
I'm getting out. Isn't that great?

:19:31
Your number one fan, Junior.
:19:43
Smoke.
:19:52
Sir.
:19:54
Sir, sorry to disturb you
but this letter came for you.


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