:26:04
That must be your new grandpa. You stay
here. We'll give old gramps a big surprise.
:26:09
Sh!
:26:17
Dad, are we glad to see you.
:26:19
What's this big surprise
you dragged me over here for?
:26:23
Well, Dad, here's a hint.
:26:27
Oh, my God.
:26:31
Finally.
:26:33
You've both cooked up a cute little kid
for my campaign!
:26:37
I thought you were getting fatter, Mama!
When's my little grandson due?
:26:41
- Fatter?
- No, Dad. Florence is not gonna have a baby.
:26:47
You rascal, you!
:26:48
You followed my advice and took your sperm
to somebody who knows what to do with it,
:26:53
a surrogate mother.
:26:55
Tell me something. Do you make out with
a cup or do you get to bump a real live one?
:27:01
No, Dad, we adopted.
:27:03
Are you insane?
:27:06
I thought you'd be happy. Come on.
:27:09
You don't know
what you're letting yourself in for.
:27:12
Dopehead mothers. Garbage blood.
:27:14
His parents may have met in a loony bin.
They might be Democrats.
:27:18
He's a beautiful kid. Once you meet him,
you'll love him like your very own.
:27:22
I would like to proudly present the newest
member of the Healy family, Junior!
:27:28
No! Junior!
:27:30
That's a thousand-dollar coat!
:27:33
- Junior, are you in here?
- Junior!
:27:36
Oh, my God. It's the devil.
:27:40
- Buddy, are you OK?
- Yeah, just a little smoky.
:27:45
Look, here's the problem.
This clown must have shorted out.
:27:49
Sparks were coming out of his nose.
I was so scared.
:27:53
- Little punk is lying.
- Dad!
:27:56
I hope you kept the damn receipt.
You got one bad seed there.