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You ever get the feeling
that everything in America...
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is completely fucked up?
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You know that feeling?
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The whole country is one inch
away from saying...
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"That's it! Forget it!"
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Think about it.
Everything's polluted--
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the environment, the government,
the schools--you name it.
:00:37
Speaking of schools...
:00:39
I was walking the hallowed halls
the other day...
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and I asked myself...
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"Is there life
after high school...
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"because I can't face
tomorrow...
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"let alone a whole year
of this shit."
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Yeah, you got it, folks.
:00:50
It's me again
with a little attitude...
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for all you out here
in white-bread land...
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all you nice people...
:00:57
livin' in the middle
of America the beautiful.
:00:59
Let's see, we're on 92 FM...
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and it feels like a nice,
clean little band so far.
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No one else is using it
and the price is right.
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And, yes, folks, you guessed it.
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Tonight, I'm as horny
as a ten-peckered owl...
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so stay tuned
because this is Hard Harry...
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reminding you to eat
your cereal with a fork...
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and do your homework
in the dark.
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Hey! Gimme that.
:01:48
Hey, man, let me see that.
:01:50
Give it on over here.
:01:52
He played Ice-T on this tape.
:01:54
Great. Plays Ice-T
and talks about his dick.
:01:56
Nah, man.
Ice-T shreds on this.
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I heard it last night.