:17:00
Guess who?
:17:02
It's 10:00. Do you care
where your parents are?
:17:04
Because after all,
it is a jungle out there.
:17:19
I don't know.
:17:20
I mean, everywhere I look...
:17:21
it seems like someone's getting
butt-surfed by the system.
:17:24
My parents are always
talking about the system...
:17:27
and the Sixties
and how cool it was.
:17:29
Well, look at where
the Sixties got them, huh?
:17:32
Come on, people, now
:17:33
Smile on your brother
:17:35
Everybody get together
:17:37
Try to love one another
right now
:17:40
Tune in, turn it up!
:17:41
Now that was the Sixties.
:17:44
This is a song
for the Nineties...
:17:45
from my buddies The Descendants!
:17:48
Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel.
may I take your order, please?
:17:50
Yeah. I want...
:17:55
Want whale sperm with that?
:17:59
Why don't we listen
to that one again, huh?
:18:01
Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel.
May I take your order, please?
:18:03
Yeah. I want...
:18:08
You want whale sperm with that?
:18:12
I hate the Sixties,
I hate school...
:18:14
I hate principals.
:18:16
I hate vice principals...
:18:18
but my true, pure,
refined hatred...
:18:22
is reserved
for guidance counselors.
:18:25
Happy Harry just happens
to have in his very hands...
:18:28
a copy of a memo written
by one Mr. David Deaver...
:18:31
guidance counselor
extraordinaire...
:18:33
to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.
:18:37
"I find Cheryl unremorseful...
:18:39
"about her unfortunate
condition."
:18:42
Bastard can't even say
she's knocked up.
:18:46
What channel?
:18:49
"And she's unwilling
to minimize its effect...
:18:52
"on the morale
of the student population."
:18:55
Guidance counselors.
:18:56
lf they knew anything
about career moves...
:18:58
would they have ended up
as guidance counselors?