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And it begins on a rainy night
a little over a year ago.
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Our hero, Sherman McCoy,
was about to make a simple phone call.
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But despite the existence of 11 phones
and seven different lines...
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...in the 14 rooms
of his $6-million-plus apartment...
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...this was a phone call
he could not make at home.
:06:35
What on earth are you doing?
:06:40
I'm taking the dog for a walk.
:06:42
You're not taking "the dog" for a walk,
you're taking "Marshall."
:06:45
Marshall has a name. He's family.
And, anyway...
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...it's raining.
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I know that.
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So does Marshall.
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He doesn't want to go.
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Do you, Marshall?
:06:58
Judy....
:07:00
All right. Have a nice time.
:07:08
He's not happy about it, Mr. McCoy.
:07:11
Neither am l, Bill.
:07:12
Tony, sir. My name is Tony.
:07:15
Well, whatever.
:07:20
Let's be men about this.
:07:35
Hello, Sherman.
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Good evening, Pollard.
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It's raining, you know.
:07:40
I did notice, yes.
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Ah, Sherman, a true friend
to man's best friend.
:07:49
Pollard, you old phrase-maker.
:07:52
I beg your pardon?
:07:53
Is that the best you can do?
:07:56
Is that as witty as we get?
:07:58
I don't know what you're talking about.