1:29:00
I'm a good friend of your wife.
1:29:03
My wife. My wife.
1:29:05
I'm glad she's not here.
Otherwise I couldn't have a drink.
1:29:09
A Courvoisier VSOP. Put it in a sidecar.
1:29:12
Where is Maria?
1:29:13
Italy. She's always in ltaly.
1:29:16
She's young. She needs young people.
1:29:19
I know what goes on.
1:29:21
I'll want to talk to her.
1:29:23
My office has her number.
1:29:27
I'm not supposed to drink,
but I love a sidecar.
1:29:31
So you're on The City Light?
1:29:34
We're profiling the new tycoons.
Naturally, we thought of you.
1:29:38
Good. Good. I like that.
1:29:40
New tycoons. What do you want to know?
1:29:45
The best one happened a few weeks ago.
1:29:49
My jackass pilot lands long
and the plane goes off the runway.
1:29:53
I was on the plane.
1:29:55
We were going to Mecca.
The plane is full of Arabs with animals.
1:29:59
Goats, sheep, chickens. They don't
go anywhere without their animals.
1:30:03
We had to put plastic in the cabins.
They urinate, they defecate.
1:30:07
Anyway, the plane goes off the runway
and lands into that sand with a jolt!
1:30:13
The right wing tip digs into the sand
and spins around in a circle.
1:30:18
Three hundred and sixty degrees.
I'm scared shitless. Panic!
1:30:22
I look in the cabin. In there, calm, quiet...
1:30:26
...they're picking up their luggage
and animals...
1:30:29
...and looking out the window
at a little fire on the wings.
1:30:33
They're waiting for the doors
to open like nothing happened!
1:30:36
Then it dawns on me.
1:30:38
They think it's normal!
1:30:42
That's how you stop a plane!
1:30:44
Stick the wing in the sand
and let it spin until it stops!
1:30:52
They'd never been on a plane before!
What do they know?
1:30:56
They think this is how you do it!