:12:08
Hey, ethan.
:12:11
No! Uh-uh. Forget about it.
Don't even think about it. Dad, no.
:12:17
Now, hallie, you can ask for toys,
parakeets, hair products, anything.
:12:22
But you may not ask for anything
to do with interpersonal relationships.
:12:26
This is santa claus, not dear abby.
:12:29
- Sucker?
- You're telling me.
:12:34
Oh, no. This is great.
Oh, man. Kevin mars.
:12:39
Great. I'm watching you, ok?
:12:43
This is excellent. This is wonderful.
Excuse me.
:12:48
- O'fallon.
- Hey, kevin.
:12:51
How are you doing? I was just
checking out these f-16s.
:12:55
Are these aeroplanes or what? Wow.
:13:00
Well, now, and what is your name,
little girl?
:13:04
Hallie o'fallon.
:13:06
That's a very pretty name.
:13:08
How was everything last year?
Did you behave yourself?
:13:11
Perfectly. Now here's the deal, santa.
My brother is watching.
:13:16
So whatever i say, just smile and nod.
:13:21
We saw you waiting to see santa.
:13:24
Oh, yeah, right.
Like i'm here to see santa claus.
:13:30
- I'm tired of holding this for you.
- You're an elf, right?
:13:35
No, no, i'm not. No, sorry.
:13:38
Yes, you are. Santa's elves always
pretend they're not. It's their flaw.
:13:44
Kid.
:13:47
I'm a person, not an elf.
:13:50
Come on, dear.
:13:55
So not only are you a spaz,
you're an elf.
:13:58
Yeah, that's right. I'm the elf king.