:33:06
You think I'm joking? That's the truth.
I just got released from prison.
:33:09
My God. This is the way
my day's been turning out.
:33:14
Actually, it reminds me
of a joke.
:33:17
- Do you wanna hear it?
- Tell me.
:33:19
Liven up the night.
:33:21
An unmarried woman...
Wait a minute, that's not it.
:33:25
- Come on, get the joke straight.
- Shut up.
:33:28
Let me do it. An unmarried woman,
she meets a guy...
:33:31
and he tells her he just got
out of prison.
:33:34
"What'd you do?" she asks.
:33:36
"I hacked my wife into 52 pieces
with a chain saw."
:33:40
She says, "So, you're single?"
:33:44
- That's even funnier.
- Thank you.
:33:47
- Could I ask you something?
- What?
:33:49
- What did you do?
- I knew you were gonna ask.
:33:51
- I hacked my wife into 52 pieces.
- I was afraid you'd say that.
:33:56
I'm a very small person, so maybe...
:33:59
Maybe I can hack you
into 40 pieces.
:34:06
What did you do, really?
:34:08
No, really,
but what did you do?
:34:13
There was this protest march
on this nuclear power plant...
:34:16
and when they came to arrest us...
:34:18
this macho sheriff got rough
with the lady behind me.
:34:21
I popped the bastard,
so they gave me a little time for it.
:34:26
I'm drinking a sea breeze.
I hope you can afford them.
:34:29
You gotta stay sober. If you ain't
sober, you're taking your chances.
:34:34
'Cause I'm just
one hell of an animal.
:34:36
Yeah? Do tell.
:34:40
Get you on this side, doll.
Let's do this.
:34:44
Who is Loretta anyway?
:34:45
That's the love of my life.
She's no longer with us.
:34:48
- I thought I was the love of your life.
- Chopped her into 52 pieces.
:34:57
He hurt you like this,
that married guy?
:34:59
- He hurt you like this?
- I told you, we never did anything.