:01:02
I spent a little time with
the FBI's organized crime unit.
:01:06
You could say that
I'm intimately knowledgeable...
:01:08
with the rancorous
workings of the Mob...
:01:10
in the midwest section
of this country.
:01:12
I know gangland slayings,
and that's exactly what this is.
:01:16
I'd look into it personally,
but I got a date tonight.
:01:20
Think I'll take the private jet
and fly to Spain,
:01:23
pick up
the little lady,
:01:25
do the subsonic tummy bump
at 30,000 feet...
:01:28
then glide back into
the U.S. Of A. By dawn.
:01:31
I know what you're gonna say:
"Jim Dodge, settle down.
:01:35
Relax.
You owe it to yourself."
:01:37
I'll tell you
what I tell everybody.
:01:40
Any little fräulein that
expects anything more from me...
:01:43
than a little bit
of pleasure, danger...
:01:45
and a great set
of pectorals,
:01:47
she's looking for
a fall right on her ass.
:01:54
- Hubie, Hubie!
- Let me tell you something.
:01:57
If you know what's good for you,
don't you ever come back!
:02:01
You're not gonna find someone
who has the relationship...
:02:03
with those animals that I do.
:02:06
Listen to the dogs.
They love me!
:02:10
It all started
when I was 15.
:02:13
That's when I invented
the artificial cow heart.
:02:16
Oh, that was a big thing.
:02:19
A little before your time,
but it made the newspapers.
:02:22
ABC, NBC, CBS,
they picked up on it.
:02:25
But it's more or less
a hobby for me, boys.
:02:29
Scoot over!
:02:32
Actually, today I decided...
:02:35
I've gone about as far as I can go
in the animal health-care business.
:02:40
The reason that I'm not
at work this afternoon...
:02:44
is because I was made an offer
I cannot refuse. I sold.
:02:48
Whatcha gonna do
with the cash?
:02:49
Invest it overseas,
projects in Eastern Europe.
:02:53
I don't know.
I've got everything.
:02:55
Jim, you just bought
the animal hospital.
:02:58
How come you
sold it so fast?