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:20:05
Would I be able to have it laundered?
It smells a little like Darnell.

:20:10
I don't think you know
who you're messin' with.

:20:13
After you clean the
ladies' and mens' crappers...

:20:15
and you'd better be able
to eat off those bowls...

:20:18
you clean my coffee maker,
then wax my desk.

:20:20
Uh, clean what?
:20:23
- Clean my coffee maker and wax my desk!
- I got it!

:20:26
Sweep the aisles,
startin' with health and beauty.

:20:28
Work your way over to
juniors and misses.

:20:30
Ups and downs, leaving your
debris in the cross aisles.

:20:33
So, I start with
health and beauty...

:20:35
I just said to start
with health and beauty!

:20:37
Then you do
your cross aisles.

:20:39
That'll bring your
dust bin into play.

:20:41
Take the debris.
Load it into the dustbin.

:20:43
Take the dustbin out
to the loading dock...

:20:46
and empty it into
the receptacle.

:20:48
- Got that? Easy as pie.
- Yeah.

:20:50
I was employed briefly
at Del Taco, and...

:20:52
I don't care about your
Del Taco experience.

:20:55
We've got this problem
in this store with grazers.

:20:57
- You know what a grazer is?
- Is that a farm term?

:21:01
It's a customer or employee
that eats off the shelves,

:21:05
similar to a cow grazing
in a field of grass.

:21:07
Only this isn't a field of grass,
and you're not a cow.

:21:10
There's no eatin'.
You're not being paid to eat, so don't!

:21:12
- Any questions?
- Not right off hand.

:21:15
- Think you can handle it?
- I'll give it the old college try.

:21:17
Don't touch me!
:21:19
Well, despite our
age difference,

:21:22
I think I'll enjoy
working with you.

:21:24
Let's get something straight.
You ain't workin' with me.

:21:26
You're working for me.
:21:28
- Still, it'll be fun being around you.
- I ain't gonna be near you.

:21:32
I'm gonna be home pumping the pasties
out of Colleen Jackson.

:21:34
- You're not going to be here?
- Hell, no.

:21:38
I'm gonna be here
by myself?

:21:42
That's right. And you'd better
stay out of the ladies' undergoods.

:21:47
Wait a minute!
Nobody told me I'd be here alone.

:21:51
- What are you doing?
- Saving money.

:21:53
Wait! Are you
turning off the lights?

:21:55
In 25 seconds, you got
light in every third aisle.

:21:58
When the sun comes up,
turn off all the lights.


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