:38:00
I'm reminded of
what it feels like...
:38:02
to have my underwear
yanked up my ass...
:38:04
by some big football player.
:38:06
And where are those guys now?
:38:10
They're not working nights at Target.
I'll tell you that.
:38:14
Yeah, You know...
:38:17
I look at my yearbook...
:38:19
and I see
four fabulous years...
:38:23
that are gonna be the
highlight of my life.
:38:25
Here's what it's like.
:38:27
First you feel a hand
going down your pants...
:38:30
and tighten around
the elastic waistband.
:38:33
Highlight.
:38:34
- Sometimes I'd actually see stars.
- It's not going to get better.
:38:36
- Sometimes I'd actually see stars.
- It's not going to get better.
:38:37
If I was particularly unlucky,
:38:39
my shorts would rip completely free
and I'd get this really drastic...
:38:44
Do you hear me?
:38:47
Yeah.
:38:52
I don't really care about a graphic
description of a childhood prank.
:38:55
That prank was a motif in my life.
:39:02
You know, I'm locked
in this store here...
:39:05
because I didn't have
the guts to steal a skirt...
:39:08
so I could get arrested
and embarrass my father...
:39:10
in this stupid,
desperate, childish,
:39:13
pathetic attempt to leave home.
:39:17
You have your underwear
yanked up your ass.
:39:19
I have my entire life
yanked up my ass!
:39:23
You were speaking figuratively.
I was speaking literally.
:39:25
And you're happy.
You're happy.
:39:29
I'm not happy.
:39:30
I'm working nights.
Everybody thinks I'm a liar.
:39:34
My whole family's
laughing at me.
:39:36
Reverend Harwell gave me
the finger last week.
:39:39
At least you have
some control over your life.
:39:41
- So do you.
- My father controls my life.
:39:43
You're over 18.
You can tell him to drop dead.
:39:47
- So can you.
- I don't want to.
:39:51
I like living at home.
:39:53
- No, you don't.
- Am I a garden snail?
:39:58
An involuntary muscle
in a janitor suit?