:28:02
But on the commercials, it's
a different Ira and Barry. It's two...
:28:06
- Good-looking guys.
- Models.
:28:09
- If it was us, could you eat?
:28:13
Who is that?
:28:17
Hi.
I'm Bonnie Rayburn.
:28:23
Actually, I was supposed to meet somebody here...
:28:25
...but I got the message at the airport
that she's not coming and...
:28:29
...I feel really out of place.
I'm thinking of leaving.
:28:32
No, no, stay.
:28:35
When I was alive,
I would have found her attractive.
:28:41
Howdy.
:28:43
I'm Clay Stone
and this is my wife, Millie.
:28:45
- How do.
- Howdy.
:28:47
Welcome to the Stone ranch. Believe it
or not, that work you saw a while ago...
:28:52
...y'all are gonna be doin' that
next two weeks.
:28:54
Yahoo!
:28:57
- That's a good "yahoo", son.
- Thank you.
:28:59
This ranch has been in my family
for five generations.
:29:02
We've always tried to live here
by the code of the Old West.
:29:06
If you thought this was a dude ranch,
I hate to disappoint you.
:29:09
This is not pretend.
This is a real working ranch.
:29:13
We've gotta move these animals
from here to our ranch in Colorado.
:29:17
- This is gonna be great.
- You may feel like bunch of pigs
on roller skates for a while...
:29:21
...but we're gonna be watching you.
We're gonna see how you sit a horse.
:29:25
And in a few days, you'll be rounding up
a herd and goin' after strays.
:29:29
And you're gonna be in some country
that's just as pretty as heaven.
:29:33
Here's some folks you'll be
working with. This is TR and Jeff.
:29:36
They're professional cowboys. Our trail
boss will be in in a couple of days.
:29:40
This is the best Western chef going.
:29:43
Cookie!
Tell'em what they're gonna eat.
:29:46
You ain't gonna be gettin'
no nouveau almondine thin crust...
:29:50
...bottled water, sauteed city food.
:29:52
Food's brown, hot-and plenty of it.
:29:56
It's not that bad! Now, we're gonna go
to work in the morning. And I mean work.