:53:02
Maybe he stopped for wine.
:53:04
Or flowers. Oh, God,
it could've been flowers.
:53:08
Or maybe he's just late.
:53:26
- Yes?
- Where were you?
:53:29
What?
:53:31
You were supposed to meet me.
:53:37
I'm Jack... Gates.
:53:44
Next time I'll write myself
an automatic transmission.
:54:03
- Good evening.
- Evening, sir.
:54:04
(Bells chime)
:54:18
Janet! What are you doing here?
:54:20
Look, about the dinner. I can explain. I...
:54:23
- Are you really Jack Gates?
- Of course I'm Jack Gates! Hey!
:54:29
That's funny.
:54:33
All my life... I've been Jack Gates.
:54:37
Robert Wagner!
:54:39
What are you doing in this part?
You don't do daytime TV!
:54:43
Of course! The Sherwoods hired
Robert Wagner! It's Sweeps Week!
:54:48
Robert Wagner! Wow!
:54:51
This nebbish has been masquerading
as me, and you believed him?
:54:55
I should have known.
I mean, gosh, the way he parked the car!