:13:01
Oh, yeah, one other thing.
:13:03
Uh, somebody close that door
back there, will you?
:13:05
Frank?
:13:08
Now, this matter
of the phantom shitter.
:13:13
Now, I know it's a phenomenon
:13:15
that occurs on a
carrier in combat
:13:17
that goes back
to World War I l,
:13:19
but this has gotten
out of hand.
:13:21
Last night, the
phantom left a note
:13:23
saying he would strike,
:13:25
and this morning, a turd was
found in the XO's ashtray.
:13:31
That only means
one thing, gentlemen.
:13:34
It is no fighter jock
or recon puke
:13:36
who is doing this thing.
:13:38
It is an A-6 driver,
:13:39
because no one else
on this ship
:13:41
can hit the XO's ashtray.
:13:43
Yeah!
:13:46
Right, right, right.
:13:47
Hup.
:13:48
Someone,
:13:50
in this room right here,
:13:54
is the phantom shitter.
:13:56
Now, it could be your roommate,
pilot, bombardier...
:14:00
Think about it.
:14:02
Movie officer.
:14:03
Yes, sir.
:14:04
What's the film for tonight?
:14:06
Uh, They Shoot Horses,
Don't They?, sir.
:14:08
It's Jane Fonda, sir.
:14:09
Any skin?
:14:10
No, sir.
:14:11
Cancel it.
:14:12
Yeah!
:14:19
Dear Sharon,
:14:21
By now you've been notified
that Morgan is gone.
:14:24
He was killed over Vietnam
flying a night strike
:14:26
and... I wish I could say
that his death was necessary,
:14:30
but... it wasn't.
:14:34
The target we were bombing
was nonexistent,
:14:36
and the mission was useless.
:14:39
Too many good men have died like
Morgan these past two years.
:14:43
I guess I knew him as well
as any man could know another.
:14:47
He was... he was my best friend.
:14:51
I know how heavy a burden
:14:53
his loss is to you
and little Bobby,
:14:55
and... and I know
how much he loved you.
:14:58
Somehow I wish
there was something,