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	25.000
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	("Star Spangled Banner" on radio)
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	(DJ) Whoo, yeah!
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	That's about it for this Independence Day
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	as the clock rocks 12,ladies and gentlemen, on July 5th, 1996.
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	And do you know, fellow Americans,we are now 220 years old.
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	We've just about, of course,wiped out the ozone layer.
:00:47
	We live under a continual smog alertand there's a new drug.
:00:51
	I don't know if you heard this.Check this out.
:00:54
	There's a new drug for the kids to burythemselves with called Crystal Dream.
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	Can you believe it?You don't drink it. You don't smoke it.
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	You don't snort it. You don't shoot it.What do you do, I know you're asking?
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	What you do is you put it in your eyesand apparently it tells you lies.
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	All this decadence and we still haven'tnuked ourselves outta here. Amazing!
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	With a little luck I think maybe the humanrace might live to see another 220 years.
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	And with that in mind,happy birthday, America!
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