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25.000
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("Star Spangled Banner" on radio)
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(DJ) Whoo, yeah!
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That's about it for this Independence Day
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as the clock rocks 12,
ladies and gentlemen, on July 5th, 1996.
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And do you know, fellow Americans,
we are now 220 years old.
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We've just about, of course,
wiped out the ozone layer.
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We live under a continual smog alert
and there's a new drug.
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I don't know if you heard this.
Check this out.
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There's a new drug for the kids to bury
themselves with called Crystal Dream.
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Can you believe it?
You don't drink it. You don't smoke it.
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You don't snort it. You don't shoot it.
What do you do, I know you're asking?
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What you do is you put it in your eyes
and apparently it tells you lies.
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All this decadence and we still haven't
nuked ourselves outta here. Amazing!
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With a little luck I think maybe the human
race might live to see another 220 years.
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And with that in mind,
happy birthday, America!