1:05:05
What are you doing? How does this
help me get my kids back?
1:05:08
What do I have to do next?
1:05:10
Next, time to fly.
1:05:20
Just think happy thoughts.
1:05:23
All you need is one happy thought,
Peter, and it'll make you fly.
1:05:28
I got it!
1:05:30
Not being in this slingshot
would make me very happy!
1:05:36
He's going up!
1:05:37
He's coming down!
1:05:43
Now, pay attention, class.
We have a lot to go over.
1:05:46
" Lesson one:
Why parents hate their children."
1:05:53
Anyone?
1:05:55
Doesn't Mommy read to us every night?
1:05:58
You, the cute little urchin
in the front row....
1:06:03
Won't you share your thoughts
with the whole class?
1:06:06
Yes.
1:06:07
I said Mommy reads to us every night...
1:06:10
...because she loves us very much.
1:06:13
Loves you?
lsn't that....
1:06:16
The " L" word, captain.
1:06:18
No, child.
1:06:19
Your mother reads to you every night
in order to stupefy you to sleep...
1:06:24
...so that she and Daddy can sit down
for three minutes without you...
1:06:28
...and your mindless, inexhaustible,
unstoppable, repetitive demands:
1:06:33
" He took my toy."
1:06:35
"She hid my bear."
1:06:37
" I want to potty. I want a cookie.
I want to stay up."
1:06:41
" I want, I want, I want!"
" Me, me, me, me!"
1:06:43
" Mine, mine, mine, mine!"
1:06:45
" Now, now, now!"
1:06:48
Can't you understand, child?
1:06:52
-They tell you stories to shut you up.
-And conk you out.
1:06:56
That's not true, Jack.
You're a liar!