Johnny Stecchino
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:18:03
- Give me your insurance.
- My insurance.. I always forget where I put it.

:18:10
Here are the condominium expenses.
:18:33
- Do you still receive your monthly check ?
- Yes.

:18:40
- In a month you have another check up.
- Another one ? I had one 15 days ago.

:18:45
Be patient please.
You are a particular case.

:18:48
- Driving a lorry..
- No, I was parking my van !

:18:52
I put on the hand brake with this hand,
when I still could use it, and I parked.

:18:57
I was there all by myself,
I was almost sleeping when: BAM !

:19:00
Someone bumped into me from behind.
I hit the windscreen with my head and passed out.

:19:05
When I awoke my hand was moving like this.
People tried to stop it.

:19:10
I've even tied it up,
but it doesn't stop moving.

:19:14
No one can figure out brain damage,
Dottor Randazzo.

:19:16
I was lucky too, some people
get blind, deaf or paralised.

:19:22
You should pay me more !
I am a ruined man.

:19:27
I can no longer do anything,
I can't eat, read or write.

:19:30
- I can only make "zabaione".
- What ?

:19:34
I break the eggs and beat them like this.
I am good at that.

:19:38
I make cakes all the time.
You should pay me twice as much or more,

:19:43
- Because the insurance..
- All right, all right..

:19:45
I just wanted to tell you that
I met many cheats,

:19:49
you aren't one of them, of course,
:19:53
but when I meet one,
I am really pleased to ruin them.

:19:58
That's cheating,

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