:49:00
But Moira McFarland
taught me how to shave my legs.
:49:04
- (woman) You're indebted to her.
- Let me borrow her stuffed bra.
:49:08
- How old were you?
- Showed me how to use tampons,
:49:10
not very well, I might add.
And taught me how to make out.
:49:14
Madonna, I did not teach you
how to insert a tampon.
:49:18
And if we got in bed together naked,
I don't remember that.
:49:22
She said she was never in bed
naked with me? She's such a liar.
:49:27
She's got an active imagination though.
:49:29
Liar. Did she say she finger-fucked me?
:49:32
No!
:49:33
I remember looking at her bush. I know!
:49:36
See what happens when you take drugs
and alcohol? I mean, I lose a lot of stuff.
:49:41
I remember the crack in her parents' bed
because it was two beds pushed together.
:49:45
I remember I fell through the crack
:49:48
cos we were jumping up and down
on the bed too much... naked.
:49:51
The last time I really saw her
before she became a star, whatever,
:49:58
was when I was in tenth grade.
:50:01
Where's my idol?
Where's my idol from ten years ago?
:50:06
I don't know if I'm nervous.
I just wanna see Madonna.
:50:10
Madonna!
:50:11
- Didn't you recognise me?
- I didn't know you were coming out.
:50:14
- I don't have my glasses on. I can't see.
- So, how are you?
:50:17
When you see the show you'll
forgive me for not talking to you.
:50:21
- It's really difficult, so...
- I know.
:50:23
Well, listen, I got five boys, or four. I gotta
ask you something. Can we sit down?
:50:29
I can't sit down. I'm really sorry.
Why? What's up?
:50:31
I hate to do this in front of...
About four years ago I wrote you a letter,
:50:37
and I asked you
if you would be Mario's godmother.
:50:41
Yes, I remember that.
:50:43
- Did you read the letter?
- I got it a real long time after the fact.
:50:47
- Well, very unexpectedly,
- uh-huh?
:50:50
real unexpectedly I'm pregnant again.
:50:52
Oh, really? Oh, my God.
:50:55
Well, you certainly have been busy!
:50:57
I want you to be the baby's godmother.