1:15:01
"You think you can work for a bitch?
Can you tough it?"
1:15:06
"I'm gagging. No way.
Get me out of this dump"
1:15:12
I said "Hey, Freddy,
find a new girl to pump"
1:15:16
(whooping)
1:15:22
So the rest is like history, legend, OK?
1:15:24
You wanna hear dish
She don't play it that way
1:15:27
How can I thank you,
My sweet Melly Mel?
1:15:29
You pick up my shit
and my undies that smell
1:15:36
You shield me from assholes
And take all their calls
1:15:41
You buy me my Tampax
and rubbers and all
1:15:46
(Melissa) Size: large.
1:15:51
Now you can't count on much in this life
I should know
1:15:55
But I guess I got lucky
I found me a pro
1:15:58
She still lives in the Valley
1:16:01
But her Press-Ons are gone
1:16:04
She still goes out with jocks
1:16:05
But she sips Dom Pérignon
1:16:11
But without you I'm nothin'
I'm gagging, Miss Thing
1:16:15
If you ever leave me
I'm gonna fucking kill myself
1:16:22
(cheering)
1:16:32
Those first few weeks in Europe
were almost perfect.
1:16:35
I mean, it felt like The Partridge Family
World Tour... sort of.
1:16:40
- Work girl, congratulations!
- Don't do it! He's a tramp! He's a slut!
1:16:45
(dance music)
1:16:48
- (knock at door)
- Come in, only if you're fab.
1:16:51
Girls, I'm here. Mama Make-up.
1:16:53
Melissa, tell Jai Winding,
since he doesn't come in to prayer,
1:16:57
tell him when I come up to him and
ask to play the record, I'm gonna say