1:26:03
and I've got it all worked out in my head.
1:26:05
I'm gonna make Antonio
fall madly in love with me.
1:26:08
Only there was this one major
obstacle I'd never counted on.
1:26:12
- Hola.
- His wife.
1:26:15
I've wanted to meet Antonio for years.
I finally get to meet him and he's married.
1:26:20
- I am.
- That's one of life's little fuck-overs.
1:26:24
Don't worry. I'm just kidding... not!
1:26:27
Madonna, this is one
of the Spanish stars, too.
1:26:32
- Hi.
- Actor, singer...
1:26:34
- Are you married?
- Dancer.
1:26:36
- Are you married?
- No!
1:26:37
Bye! Bye-bye.
1:26:39
This is your side! This is your place!
1:26:44
Oh, hey, knock it off, fellas. Come on.
1:26:46
- What's wrong?
- I've got to drown my sorrows.
1:26:49
- You're ready to snatch him. You know it.
- I'm putting my head in the toilet. I swear.
1:26:54
Well, don't do it till you get home.
All right?
1:26:58
I said to Ricky "Oh, fuck it,
this is such a disaster. He's married."
1:27:02
He goes "In Spain it doesn't matter.
You can have whatever you want."
1:27:06
- Just like in ltaly.
- Good thing I don't live here.
1:27:09
- Cos I would be a fighting bitch.
- Is that man beautiful or what?
1:27:14
There's gotta be something wrong
with him. He probably has a small penis.
1:27:18
God, there has to be something wrong
with him, cos no one is that perfect.
1:27:22
You guys, I'm gonna go back and
who am I gonna flirt with? Tell me.
1:27:25
- I know who.
- Who?
1:27:27
The guy next to us.
1:27:30
All my beautiful men.
1:27:34
I will sue them both. Go!
1:27:38
You have to call me and
tell me what you think of the show.
1:27:41
- Tomorrow?
- Yes, yes, I call you. I call you.
1:27:46
Bye-bye.
1:27:48
Bye.
1:27:49
Needless to say I never
saw or heard from Antonio again.
1:27:53
I don't think he's
such a good actor after all.
1:27:56
- Were there any messages?
- No. No messages.
1:27:59
(mock crying)