1:42:01
You feel better now?
Here, Madonna's Vegas show!
1:42:04
What do you think of
body parts that aren't real?
1:42:07
Eeww!
1:42:10
But we love you anyway, Madonna.
1:42:14
Honey, my titties are the real thing.
1:42:17
Who said anything about titties?
1:42:19
Oooh!
1:42:22
- Oh, you mean my hair?
- No.
1:42:25
- Keep going.
- What's not real?
1:42:28
Everything's real on you,
they just don't think so.
1:42:32
- I'm real.
- Except for the pearls.
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- They are too, real.
- All of them?
1:42:37
Madonna can't afford real pearls!
1:42:39
(all chant) Madonna
can't afford real pearls!
1:42:43
I can so! I'm rich.
I can have anything I want.
1:42:46
Boots!
1:42:50
Do we wanna be accepted by Hollywood?
1:42:52
No!
1:42:54
- Do we care what people think of us?
- No!
1:42:58
- Do we want people to kiss our ass?
- Yes!
1:43:01
Yeah, yeah, we do. Yeah, we do.
1:43:03
OK, but...
1:43:05
OK, but do we wanna have
an R rating or an X rating?
1:43:09
X!
1:43:11
X for X-tra fun!
1:43:14
# uh-huh
1:43:16
# Yeah, yeah
1:43:23
# One child grows up to be
1:43:28
# Somebody who just loves to learn
1:43:30
# And another child
1:43:35
# Grows up to be
1:43:37
# Somebody who just loves to burn
1:43:42
# Mom loves the both of them
1:43:46
# You see, it's in the blood
1:43:51
# Both kids are good to Mom
1:43:55
# Blood's thicker than mud
1:43:58
# It's a family affair