:03:12
Hi. Johnny Utah.
:03:16
Your 9:00 appointment
is here.
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[ Door Lock Buzzes ]
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[ Buzzing ]
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Special Agent John Utah.
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Day number one in L.A.
Welcome aboard.
:03:38
I've been going over
your personnel record.
:03:40
You may have been in the top
2% of your class at Quantico,
:03:44
but out here, you have
zero hours of field experience.
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You know nothing.
You know less than nothing.
:03:50
If you knew that
you knew nothing,
that would be something.
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- But you don't.
- Yes, sir.
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You eat
a solid breakfast--
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All the food groups,
avoiding caffeine, sugar?
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I like to make sure...
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my people maintain
sound cardiovascular fitness.
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- We don't drink and sure
as hell don't smoke.
- I take the skin off chicken.
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This is us--
bank robbery.
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You're in the bank robbery
capital of the world.
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1,322 last year
in L.A. County,
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up 26%
from the year before.
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That's correct.
We nailed over 1,000.
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Miss Deer, look at that.
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Do you know how
we nail the bad guys?
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Do you know
how we nail them?
:04:25
By crunching data.
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Good crime-scene
work, good lab work,
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and most importantly,
good data-based analysis.
:04:32
Special Agent Utah,
are you receiving my signal?
:04:36
Zero distortion, sir.
I love these things.
:04:44
You're a real blue-flame special,
aren't you, son?
:04:47
Young, dumb
and full of cum. I know.
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What I don't know is how
you got assigned
to Los Angeles with us.
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I mean, hell.
:04:57
I guess we just
must have an asshole shortage.