:07:02
We are the Ex-Presidents.
:07:03
We need a few moments
of your time.
:07:06
We've been screwing you
for years. So a few more seconds
should matter, should it?
:07:10
On the floor, asshole!
:07:11
Your money's insured,
so it's not worth dying for.
:07:17
How you doing, Dick?
:07:18
Just implementing
our own personal plan...
:07:20
of deregulation,
Mr. President.
:07:26
- Time, Mr. Carter.
- Sixty!
:07:28
- LBJ!
- We're stylin'.
:07:31
Ron, I've got Nancy
on the line.
:07:33
- Whoo!
- [ Gunshot ]
:07:35
[ Woman Screaming ]
:07:36
Air Force One is waiting,
Mr. President.
:07:38
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
:07:41
Get your hands where
I can see them! Thank you.
:07:44
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
:07:46
Don't forget to vote.
:07:48
I'm not a crook.
:07:58
Twenty-seven banks
in three years.
:08:00
In and out in 90 seconds.
:08:04
No one ever gets shot.
:08:06
What are we
talking about here?
:08:08
We're talking
about solid professionals.
:08:10
Good moves.
:08:12
Yeah. They control
the room well,
:08:15
and they stick strictly
to the cash drawers.
:08:17
They don't go for the vault?
:08:19
No, they never
go for the vault.
:08:22
They never get greedy.
:08:23
Smart.
Burn time in the vault.
:08:26
Yep, that's right.
:08:27
Reagan usually
does the driving.
Stolen switch car.
:08:30
They leave it
running on the curb.
:08:32
It looks parked
from a distance.
:08:34
When they run,
they dump the vehicle,
and they vanish...
:08:36
like a virgin
on prom night.
:08:39
I mean,
they vanish.
:08:43
Surgical.
:08:45
Watch them
separate the dye pack.
:08:47
They know their jobs.
:08:48
The Ex-Presidents
are the best I've ever seen.
:08:51
Anytime you two are finished
jerking off watching MTV,
:08:56
we need to get a look
at these tapes.
:08:57
You tell the kid your
theory on the Presidents?