:08:26
- My first day of school.
- I'm so proud of you.
:08:28
You're such a good girl.
:08:31
Junior, get out of this car.
You are going to school!
:08:35
No way! I'd rather eat a turd.
:08:38
Junior,
:08:40
third grade is the foundation
of a great education.
:08:44
If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself.
:08:47
I'll take a couple others down with me.
:08:49
Junior,
:08:51
I am your father and you'll do as I say!
:08:55
Now, come on.
:09:01
Now look what you've done.
:09:06
Get over here.
:09:08
Take this. Goodbye and good luck.
:09:22
It's his first day, he's a little nervous.
:09:32
It's him.
:09:37
Yes, changing careers
was the smartest thing I ever did.
:09:40
Yes, oh, yeah!
Because I love being the principal.
:09:44
Because I hate children. I hate them.
:09:47
Being a principal's great,
'cause I hate children.
:09:49
I bark, they do what I say.
:09:51
Anything. Crawl around
on all fours. They do that.
:09:54
Would you mind jumping out of the window?
OK, sure.
:09:58
Out they go. Anything.