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without anything bizarre happening. OK?
:57:02
Come on.
:57:04
Come here, look at the chart.
I got 15 gold stars this semester.
:57:09
- Do you have anything nice to show me?
- Sure, just the usual stuff.
:57:14
There's my desk.
:57:22
Here's my science project.
:57:25
I'm innocentl I'm innocentl
:57:30
There's my teacher, Mr Thorn.
:57:32
Mom, this is Mr Thorn.
:57:34
She's doing very well. Awfully good.
:57:37
Attention, parents. Please take your seats
for tonight's special programme,
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Salute to Democracy.
:57:43
Because you know it's, like,
democracy and we're saluting it.
:58:00
- Hello, Sam.
- Hello, Baldy.
:58:03
Sure is great to see
all those parents out there tonight.
:58:06
- It sure is.
- It's so sweet!
:58:09
You can't do that to me!
:58:11
What are you...?
:58:18
Sorry about the delay, folks.
We're experiencing technical difficulties.
:58:22
Yeah, I had to scratch my balls.
:58:26
- Hey, I didn't know eagles had balls.
- Yeah, I'm a bald eagle.
:58:31
Did you know I could fart
The Star-Spangled Banner?
:58:34
- Really? OK...
- Junior, no!
:58:44
- Who are you?
- Who the hell are you?
:58:48
Trixie!
:58:50
I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes.
Why did you do this?
:58:53
But, Mom...
:58:56
Those kids wouldn't let me
be part of the puppet show.