Problem Child 2
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1:01:02
Nippy...?
1:01:04
Nippy, what the hell happened to you?
1:01:16
I'm losing my mind.
1:01:19
Junior's getting worse. We can't even
figure out what he did to that dog.

1:01:24
Benjamin, I'm gonna be blunt.
1:01:27
- Your child is in a state of emergency.
- I'm doing my best.

1:01:30
Benjamin, it is not your fault.
1:01:33
You're a fine man.
1:01:36
But one lone individual just cannot do this job.
1:01:41
Your child needs two parental figures.
1:01:47
- LaWanda...
- Yes?

1:01:54
I'd like to ask you a question.
1:01:59
- Junior...
- Hey, Dad, what's up?

1:02:02
I've got some family news for you.
1:02:04
- Is Big Ben moving out?
- No, I'm not talking...

1:02:06
Listen to me, this is important. I...
1:02:10
I've made a decision.
I'm going to marry LaWanda.

1:02:14
- But, Dad, she hates me!
- She doesn't hate... That's ridiculous.

1:02:19
She wants what's best for you.
She wants to make us a home.

1:02:23
But she's gonna destroy everything.
1:02:25
Three men living together in a house
is a mess. It's unnatural.

1:02:30
Plus, I feel she's a woman
of strong moral fibre.

1:02:33
She'll be a good influence over us,
especially you.

1:02:36
You're making a big mistake.
1:02:37
I am a grown-up
and I will do anything I wanna do.

1:02:41
And on Saturday
I'm going to marry LaWanda.

1:02:45
Benjamin, we got a jillion things to do.
1:02:48
Caterers, invitations and a one o'clock
appointment for a blood test.

1:02:53
I'll be right there.
1:02:55
Tell your grandpa I'll be back
in a couple of hours and then we'll talk.


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