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So what are you up to?
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Same old, same old. Just...
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lollygagging around.
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Still unemployed.
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Uh, I'm in this band.
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Well, the one I was in before, but now we've changed our name.
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Ta-da
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We're The Ultimate Losers now.
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And, uh, the singer is still a jerk.
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And, uh, well.
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We're playing this Friday. If you wanna come, I can put you on the list.
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I'm sleeping a lot, you know.
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- Yo, hey, dude. - Hey.
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Man, I am freaking out so severely. Did you hear what happened on the
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freeway?
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You didn't see the local news today?
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Man, this old man driving to town from San Antonio...
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like this old man about 40 or 50 years old...
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goin' about a hundred miles an hour down the freeway...
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waving a gun at people, laughing.
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Like, doin' fuckin' chicken squawks at people out the window...
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and showing them his gun and going like -
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Things like that.
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People were freaked. They didn't know if he was just a lunatic, you know...
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with, like a squirt gun or what.
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And then, check it out, the guy started firing on the freeway...
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randomly through his windows.
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He shot one bullet up at the roof of his car...
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and it just ricocheted around inside with him for a while.
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He was, like, out of his mind. Everybody tried to get off the freeway.
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Some chick who had a bullet lodged in her ponytail...
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called the pigs in San Marcos.
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And they had six or seven pig cars chasing him into the south side of town.
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He was still swingin' the gun around, man, and laughing.
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He fuckin' laughed all the way.
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Finally his car spun out and slammed into the grassy knoll...
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you know, the median.
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As soon as his car came to a halt, man...
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he just put the gun to his head and blammo.
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Offed himself, man. Blew himself away right there.
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It's like, I don't know...