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:40:00
Rod Randall is back from the dead?
How dumb is this?

:40:04
The man was killed in 1973
in an auto accident.

:40:07
So he wasn't killed. He was maimed.
We give him reconstructive surgery.

:40:11
What are you talking about? The guy
was decapitated. I looked it up.

:40:15
He was on his way to the Yukon
in a pink convertible...

:40:18
to see his brother who was
an ex-con named Francis...

:40:20
when a tractor-trailer came along
and decapitated him.

:40:23
You know what that means.
He doesn't have a head!

:40:26
How am I supposed to write for a guy
that doesn't have a head?

:40:28
He's got no lips, no vocal cords.
What do you want me to do?

:40:30
They froze the head, put it back on
in a two-day operation.

:40:34
Use your imagination.
:40:36
He doesn't have a head!
:40:38
Never mind, never mind.
I will work this out myself.

:40:41
I want you to help me understand
making Celeste Montana's mother.

:40:45
Did Celeste have her when
she was five, six, seven? When?

:40:48
Guess what. You'll work it out.
You're a writer.

:40:51
What is this horseshit?
I'm Montana's mother?

:40:54
Never! And you!
:40:56
Oh, no, no, no.
:40:59
- I can't believe you'd write this.
- I didn't. He did it!

:41:03
- And you! And you!
- I was under orders.

:41:06
So was Hitler!
:41:07
I don't mean Hitler.
I mean the other guy.

:41:10
- Hess.
- Eichmann.

:41:13
Eichmann! Thank you.
Eichmann. That's you.

:41:16
Rod Randall comes back from Vienna?
I fall in love with him?

:41:20
And Montana turns out
to be my daughter?

:41:23
How in the name of God
is that possible?

:41:26
We haven't figured that out, but the
dark secret's been torturing you.

:41:31
David, you can't turn me into a
grandmother. I still have my looks.

:41:35
I think the romance with Rod
balances that.

:41:38
- Who plays him?
- He's an actor's actor.

:41:41
Oh, no, no.
:41:43
You're not gonna stick me
with that John Farbstein again...

:41:45
with the yellow teeth
and the long nose hair.

:41:47
I'm not getting in bed with him.
Some people I don't get in bed with.

:41:52
Sorry. I thought
this was my dressing room.

:41:58
Hello, Celeste.

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