1:01:02
Yes.
1:01:13
Don't!
1:01:22
- Somebody help!
- Get off!
1:01:23
- Celeste, will you...
- You're crazy. Get off me.
1:01:26
You can't kiss her!
Don't you dare kiss that girl!
1:01:29
- You're on television!
- Are you out of your mind?
1:01:32
- Don't you dare!
- Get her off me! You're crazy!
1:01:34
- You're nuts!
- Don't you dare kiss her.
1:01:37
- You can never kiss her!
- Of course I can kiss her!
1:01:40
Oh, this is ridiculous!
I can kiss who I want!
1:01:44
No, you can't!
You can't kiss her!
1:01:47
- Why? Because she's your niece?
- No, you nitwit!
1:01:51
Because she's my daughter
and your daughter.
1:01:56
- What?
- What are you talking about?
1:01:58
We're her parents... you and I.
1:02:01
We're her mommy and her daddy.
1:02:11
It was our fourth date.
Summer, 1970?
1:02:14
Shakespeare in the Park?
The bottle of Chardonnay?
1:02:17
All's well that ends well.
1:02:28
- We're still rolling?
- Yeah. Fabulous.
1:02:30
I got pregnant,
and I was so young.
1:02:35
And the show made me sign a paper
saying I'd never mention the baby.
1:02:41
So I went home to Iowa,
and I had you.
1:02:45
And I gave you to Grandma
to raise.
1:02:48
And I made up a twin sister, Simone,
who died in a car wreck...
1:02:52
said she was your actual mom.
1:02:54
And then the show
told everyone I had T.B...
1:02:57
and sent my character to
a sanitarium in Tierra del Fuego.