:48:00
You're young and you're uglier.
:48:01
You'd get off with Joan Collins
quick enough, and she's 50!
:48:04
And you'd do it with Tina Turner,
and she's a granny!
:48:08
Joey's not married, so fair fucks to him.
:48:11
Yous are all so fuckin' stupid!
Natalie got off with him!
:48:15
- Then she's a slut.
- Fuck you, yeh fat fucker!
:48:20
Me knee! Ohh, Jaysis!
:48:27
OK. Let's have a look at it.
:48:35
Hey, that's really good!
But there's only one E in heroin.
:48:39
- Wha'?
- There's no E at the end of heroin.
:48:42
You little bollix!
There's only one E in heroin!
:48:44
- No, there isn't.
- Yes, there is!
:48:46
- The syringe is good, though.
- No one round here can spell.
:48:50
Today, St Bridget's Community Centre.
:48:52
Tomorrow... oblivion.
:48:54
Where's Oblivion?
:48:56
Jimmy! Jimmy! Mickah Wallace
wants to see yeh. He's in the pub.
:49:01
- Mickah Wallace?!
- I hired him to do the door. Security.
:49:05
- You're mad, Jimmy! He's a savage!
- I know he is. But he's our savage.
:49:09
- He'll fuck off with the money!
- Shh! Dean!
:49:11
Sorry, Father.
:49:13
One! Two!
:49:15
One! Two! Testin'!
:49:18
One! Two! Testin'!
:49:20
One! Two! Testin'!
:49:23
One! Two! Testin'!
:49:26
That's a good strong mike, that.
Quality's very rare these days.
:49:29
Are yeh sure now? Two pounds to
come in. Half-price to the unwaged.
:49:33
Got it.
:49:34
Ben Nevis on the stand side! Come on,
Ben Nevis! Lester's out the saddle!
:49:39
Shit! He's just fallen and croaked.
And now I want to sing for yis.
:49:42
Tell me why I don't like Mondays!
:49:45
Tell me why I don't like Mondays!
:49:54
- I've a bugle here you can blow on.
- I've an arse here you can kiss!