1:03:00
- This gig on the 15th. I won't be here.
- What?!
1:03:03
I'll be on me holidays with Greg and
the family. We've got a caravan...
1:03:06
- A caravan?!
- I know. It's not very soul, is it?
1:03:10
It bleedin' isn't!
1:03:11
- It was arranged months ago.
- Months ago we didn't have this band!
1:03:13
Just gettin' goin' and you're pissin' off
to some tossin' campin' site!
1:03:17
- You're makin' me feel worse...
- I can't believe you, lmelda!
1:03:21
Ah, for Jaysis' sake, Jimmy!
What can I do?
1:03:24
Will yis all get on! It's not as if
yeh don't need the practice!
1:03:36
Hey there, here I am
1:03:37
I'm a man on the scene
1:03:40
I can give you what you want
1:03:42
But you got to come back with me
1:03:44
I forgot some good old lovin'
1:03:46
I got some in store
1:03:50
At least the little bollix is in key.
1:03:54
Boys were comin' down by the dozen
1:03:56
Jaysis, that's amazing!
You were actually in Graceland.
1:04:00
So, anyway, there's the four o' yis
sittin' in the front room o' the mansion.
1:04:04
Vernon wasn't drinkin' lemonade,
if yeh know what I'm sayin'.
1:04:07
- Who's Vernon?
- Elvis's da! Vernon Presley!
1:04:12
Go on, Joey.
1:04:13
He picked up Gina.
1:04:15
Gina's me trumpet.
1:04:16
- And he puked right into her.
- He didn't!
1:04:19
- Right into her.
- Good Jaysis!
1:04:21
I went upstairs...
1:04:23
I said "Yo! Elvis, me man. Look what
your daddy's after doin' to my trumpet."
1:04:28
- "Who's goin' to get her cleaned?"
- Hang on.
1:04:30
Get out!
1:04:32
I said get out!
1:04:35
- What did Elvis say, Joey?
- Listen to this. This bit's brilliant.
1:04:40
The man said nothin', at first.
1:04:42
He took Gina, very gently,
1:04:45
and he brought her into the bathroom
and he run her under the tap.
1:04:50
Then he took out his handkerchief
and he gave her a good wipe.
1:04:54
And he handed her back to me
and he said... he said...
1:04:58
"Joey The Lips,