1:25:02
	Roddy!
1:25:04
	Ah, howayeh, Jimmy?
1:25:07
	Your office said you were here.
What happened?
1:25:10
	Two eejits tried to hold up
the bank with pump guns.
1:25:12
	What's this? The getaway cart?
1:25:14
	No, the poor horse
caught it in the crossfire.
1:25:17
	- I thought you only covered music.
- Music, crime, funerals...
1:25:20
	Are yeh goin' to the Wilson Pickett show?
1:25:23
	Bleedin' right I am.
1:25:24
	I owe you for the review. Fuckin' rapid!
1:25:26
	Come to Gallagher's afterwards,
where we're playin'.
1:25:29
	Oh, yeah. Right.
1:25:31
	And Pickett's gonna jam with us!
1:25:34
	- He is in his bollix!
- World exclusive, Roddy!
1:25:39
	He thinks he's Basil Brush.
1:25:41
	- Just fuckin' relax, would yeh?
- Fuckin' idiot!
1:25:44
	This place is infested with rats!
1:25:50
	You do look like a rat! Ratso Foster!
1:25:54
	Oh, supercool!
1:25:57
	- Where's your white walkin' stick?
- Fuck off!
1:25:59
	Bring the guide dog, yeah? Lovely hair!
1:26:02
	At least I have some fuckin' hair!
1:26:05
	- Steven?
- Yeah?
1:26:07
	- Could I talk to yeh?
- About what?
1:26:09
	Well, you're educated, and...
I've had this offer, see?
1:26:12
	It's from another band.
We reckon it could be a good move.
1:26:16
	- "We"? You have advisors, is it?
- Well, me ma, like.
1:26:18
	- What's this?
- Mr Cuffe has an offer he can't refuse.
1:26:21
	Offer of wha'?
1:26:23
	From another band with a record deal.
1:26:26
	- You wha'?
- You're already in a band!
1:26:29
	I've my career to think of!
1:26:31
	- I have to do it!
- Wha'?
1:26:33
	- Break his face!
- No, no, no!
1:26:38
	Stop lookin' at me knickers, you!
1:26:44
	I'm fuckin' warnin' yeh! You're dead, man!
1:26:46
	- What's that?
- What's what?
1:26:48
	- That.
- It's only a haircut.
1:26:50
	That's a jazz haircut.
And why aren't yeh dressed?
1:26:53
	- I'm gonna wear me new suit!
- And why aren't yous changed?
1:26:56
	Nobody wants to wear
fuckin' monkey suits, Jimmy.
1:26:59
	- Who wants to look like The Four Tops?
- More like fuckin' undertakers!