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Hey, over here!
:14:02
Here I am!
:14:05
Oh, taxi!
:14:07
Hello! Merry Christmas!
:14:12
Hey, buddy.
Buddy, help a guy out.
:14:15
Help me out with a quarter.
Come on, sport!
:14:19
Hey, I told you!
:14:20
What's the matter with you?
:14:22
Get away from me!
Get away from me! You're a maniac!
:14:26
You're crazy!
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Mr. Bum.
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Here.
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Anybody here named Jiminy?
:14:56
You ever read any Nietzsche?
:14:59
Nietzsche says there are two kinds
of people in the world.
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People who are destined
for greatness...
:15:06
...like Walt Disney...
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...and Hitler.
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And then there's the rest of us.
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He called us
"the bungled and the botched."
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We get teased.
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We sometimes get close to greatness...
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...but we never get there.
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We're the expendable masses.
:15:33
We get pushed in front of trains,
take poison aspirin...
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...get gunned down in Dairy Queens.
:15:44
You want to hear the new title
of my biography...
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...my little ltalian friend?
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" It Was No Fucking Picnic:
The Jack Lucas Story."
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You like it?
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Il No Va Esta Fuckin' Picnicko.