:30:02
Don't pour gasoline
all over yourself...
:30:04
...and light a match
just to break up with me.
:30:07
Just tell me the truth.
:30:09
I was not seeing anyone else.
:30:11
I really was attacked.
:30:22
-I've got a cut here.
-Okay, I see it now. I'm sorry.
:30:26
I love you. What are you gonna do?
:30:30
You don't have to say it back.
:30:32
Although it wouldn't
break your jaw to try.
:30:38
You know what the Holy Grail is?
:30:40
Holy Grail?
:30:42
Yeah, I know that one.
That was like Jesus' juice glass.
:30:48
Yeah, I used to be such a Catholic.
:30:50
-Do you still believe in God?
-You gotta believe in God.
:30:54
But I don't believe that God made
men in His image.
:30:57
Most of the shit that happens
is because of men.
:31:00
No, I think man was made
in the Devil's image...
:31:03
...and women were created out of God.
:31:05
After all, women have babies,
which is kind of like creating.
:31:09
And it accounts for the fact
that women are so attracted to men.
:31:12
Let's face it, the Devil is
a hell of a lot more interesting.
:31:16
I've slept with some saints in my day,
and believe me....
:31:20
Boring!
:31:22
So the whole point of life...
:31:25
...I think, is for men and women...
:31:28
...to get married, so that God
and the Devil can get together...
:31:32
...and work it out.
:31:36
Not that we have to get married
or anything.
:31:39
God forbid.
:31:40
You have a little thing right here.
:31:43
What, a pimple?
:31:45
This stuff is supposed to blend
with my skin. Like it works.
:31:52
No, I don't think I'm up for it
tonight, honey.
:31:57
I just had a very
traumatic experience.