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Thank you.
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Did you hear Jimmy Nickels
got picked up yesterday?
:51:14
Oh, yeah?
:51:15
He got caught pissing
on a bookstore.
:51:18
Man's a pig.
:51:20
No excuse for that. Thank you, babe.
:51:23
We're heading for social anarchy
when people piss on bookstores.
:51:29
Asshole!
:51:31
Didn't even look at you.
:51:33
Well, he's paying,
so he don't have to look.
:51:38
See, guy goes to work every day,
eight hours a day, seven days a week.
:51:43
Gets his nuts so tight in a vice...
:51:45
...he starts questioning
the very fabric of his existence.
:51:49
Then one day, about quitting time...
:51:51
...boss calls him in the office
and says:
:51:54
" Hey, Bob, why don't you come
in here and kiss my ass for me?"
:51:58
Well, he says, " Hell with it.
:52:01
I don't care what happens.
:52:04
I just want to see the expression
on his face...
:52:07
...as I jam this pair of scissors
into his arm."
:52:12
Then he thinks of me.
:52:15
He says, "Wait a minute.
:52:17
I got both my arms.
I got both my legs.
:52:19
At least I'm not begging
for a living."
:52:23
Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those
scissors down and pucker right up.
:52:27
See, I'm what you call kind of
a moral traffic light, really.
:52:31
I'm like saying,
" Red. Go no further."