:12:00
Okay, fine.
:12:05
I mean, it's not easy
in this day and age.
:12:08
What's not easy?
:12:11
-Meeting people.
-Oh, God. Tell me about it.
:12:14
I've been dating longer
than I've been driving.
:12:16
I can't believe that.
:12:20
I have never been through
a dating period.
:12:25
It is a disgusting process.
:12:28
You haven't missed a thing.
:12:31
Hold still.
:12:32
I'm so excited.
:12:36
Did you feel like this
when you first met Anne?
:12:38
She's a wonderful woman.
She loves you too much.
:12:41
But you love her too, don't you?
:12:44
I mean, you know you do.
:12:46
It's just that you're
an asshole sometimes.
:12:48
Sorry.
:12:52
Thanks.
:12:56
My mother calls me once a week,
like an ongoing nightmare.
:13:00
" Have you met anyone?"
" No, Mom."
:13:02
"What's going to happen?"
" I don't know, Mom."
:13:04
Thank God I moved out of that house!
:13:07
I cannot believe you lived
with her as long as you did.
:13:10
If I had to live with my mother,
I would stab myself six times.
:13:17
I think some people are
meant to be alone.
:13:21
This is my idea:
:13:22
That I was born a man
in a former life...
:13:25
...and I used women for pleasure.
:13:28
So now...
:13:30
...I'm paying for it.
:13:33
I wouldn't mind so much if I could...
:13:35
...just remember the pleasure parts.
:13:38
I think you're getting
a little too complicated.
:13:42
What, in your opinion...
:13:43
...is the actual problem?
:13:46
I don't make an impression on people.
:13:50
At office parties, I rearrange
the hors d'oeuvres...
:13:54
...while people are eating them,
so that the platters will remain full.
:13:58
I never start any of the conversations
because I just don't know....