:56:02
-Careful.
-Oh, my head's fine.
:56:05
Who are you, anyway?
:56:08
I'm the great and powerful Oz.
Who do you want to be?
:56:11
Tell me, I know you're not
just some schoolboy.
:56:14
-Nobody ever tells me shit.
-Oh, I'm just some guy.
:56:18
Guy whose parole officer...
:56:19
...is probably havin'
a shit fit right about now.
:56:22
What do you mean, parole officer?
:56:25
-What? Are you a criminal?
-No, not no more, Thelma.
:56:30
Let's see, besides bustin' parole
I haven't done one wrong thing.
:56:34
-What'd you do?
-I'm a robber.
:56:37
-You're a bank robber?
-No.
:56:40
I don't rob no banks. Come on.
:56:43
What'd you rob?
:56:47
Well, let's see.
:56:49
Let's add it up here, I...
:56:52
...robbed a gas station...
:56:54
...a couple of convenience stores,
liquor stores.
:56:58
Oh, my God.
:57:01
How?
:57:04
Come on.
:57:07
See, first you pick your place, all right?
:57:09
Then I just sit back
and watch it for a while.
:57:12
Wait for that right moment
to make my move, see?
:57:14
You gotta know it up here...
:57:16
...that shit cannot be taught. Yeah, then...
:57:20
-...I don't want to talk about this.
-Come on. I do.
:57:25
All right.
:57:27
Then I'd...
:57:29
...waltz right in, yep...
:57:32
...and I'd just kinda waltz on in and I'd say:
:57:35
"Ladies. Gentlemen."
:57:36
"Let's see who best keeps their cool."
:57:38
"Simon says:
Everybody down on the floor."
:57:40
"Now, nobody loses their head,
then nobody loses their head."
:57:44
"You, sir. You do the honors."
:57:47
"Take that cash and put it in the bag."
:57:49
"You've got a great story to tell friends."
:57:51
"If not, well, you got a tag
on your toe. You decide."
:57:55
It's as simple as that.
:57:58
Then I'd just slip on out.