:09:02
hot sweats,
:09:03
fever blisters,
:09:04
difficulty breathing,
difficulty swallowing,
:09:08
blurred vision, involuntary trembling,
:09:11
dead hands, numb lips,
:09:14
fingernail sensitivity,
:09:17
pelvis discomfort.
:09:20
So the real question is,
what is the crisis, Bob?
:09:24
What is that you're truly afraid of?
:09:28
What if my heart stops beating?
:09:31
What if... I'm looking for
a bathroom, I can't find it...
:09:35
and... my bladder explodes...
:09:40
Do you ever heard of turrets syndrome?
:09:43
Involuntary shouting profanity?
:09:46
It's exceptionably rare...
:09:49
Shit eating son of a bitch!
:09:51
Bastard dooshbag, twat,
numbnuts, dickhead, bitch!
:09:58
Why, exactly, are you doing this?
:10:01
If I fake it, then I don't have it!
:10:06
You know it's the same
with the cardiac arrest.
:10:19
Are you married?
:10:22
I'm divorced.
:10:24
Would you like to talk about that?
:10:26
There are two types of
people in this world.
:10:29
Those who like Neil Diamond...
:10:30
and those who don't.
:10:32
My ex-wife loves him.
:10:36
I see.
:10:37
So, what you're saying is that
:10:39
even though you are an almost paralyzed,
:10:42
multi-phobic personality that
is in a constant state of panic,
:10:46
your wife did not leave you,
you left her because
:10:49
she liked Neil Diamond.
:10:53
Now, you're saying that maybe,
:10:56
maybe I didn't leave her
because she likes Neil Diamond,
:10:59
but maybe, she left me?