What About Bob?
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hot sweats,
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fever blisters,
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difficulty breathing,
difficulty swallowing,

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blurred vision, involuntary trembling,
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dead hands, numb lips,
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fingernail sensitivity,
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pelvis discomfort.
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So the real question is,
what is the crisis, Bob?

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What is that you're truly afraid of?
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What if my heart stops beating?
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What if... I'm looking for
a bathroom, I can't find it...

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and... my bladder explodes...
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Do you ever heard of turrets syndrome?
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Involuntary shouting profanity?
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It's exceptionably rare...
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Shit eating son of a bitch!
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Bastard dooshbag, twat,
numbnuts, dickhead, bitch!

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Why, exactly, are you doing this?
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If I fake it, then I don't have it!
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You know it's the same
with the cardiac arrest.

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Are you married?
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I'm divorced.
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Would you like to talk about that?
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There are two types of
people in this world.

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Those who like Neil Diamond...
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and those who don't.
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My ex-wife loves him.
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I see.
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So, what you're saying is that
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even though you are an almost paralyzed,
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multi-phobic personality that
is in a constant state of panic,

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your wife did not leave you,
you left her because

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she liked Neil Diamond.
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Now, you're saying that maybe,
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maybe I didn't leave her
because she likes Neil Diamond,

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but maybe, she left me?

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