:06:01
They went blind and albino
from living in the dark.
:06:05
It wasn't Miami. It was New York.
I read it in the paper.
:06:10
Well, then it must be true.
:06:13
Why would Danny and Diane both be
suffering from the same delusion...
:06:18
...in two cities over
1 000 miles apart?
:06:21
Let's face it, folks.
:06:24
There are no alligators...
:06:25
...in the sewers.
:06:27
No, it's round the campfire.
:06:30
It's bedtime stories.
:06:32
See, these stories are...
:06:35
...modern oral folklore...
:06:38
...the unselfconscious reflection
of the fears of urban society.
:06:43
That's lunch.
:07:10
-The dashing professor!
-The lovely wife.
:07:15
Helen, you know everybody?
Creme de la creme: Harold, Diane...
:07:19
...Danny, Stacey.
:07:24
So keep up the good work.
Thank you for your contributions.
:07:36
See ya.
:07:42
Do you wanna tell me about her?
:07:45
What's her name? Stacey.
:07:47
She could barely look at me,
and she was blushing.
:07:52
I guess it's because she's
madly in love with me.
:07:55
All those bursting
adolescent hormones.
:07:59
-You don't really think--?
-No, of course not.