1:02:00
I come into the office today,
I get humiliated by some jag-off cop.
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I get accused of--
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I get shit thrown in my face because
you're top name on the board?
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Is that what I did, Dave--
I humiliated you?
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- Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
- Sitting on top of the world.
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Sitting on top of the world--
everything's fucking peach fuzz.
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I don't get a moment to spare
for some bust-out humanitarian
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- down on his luck lately?
- Fuck you!
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Fuck you, Dave--
you know you got a big mouth.
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You make a close, this whole place
stinks with your farts for a week--
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how much you just ingested.
Oh, what a big man you are!
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''Let me buy you a pack of gum--
I'll show you how to chew it.''
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Your pal closes, and all that comes
out of your mouth is bile.
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How fucked-up you are!
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Who's my pal, Ricky? Hmm?
And what are you?
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What are you, huh,
Bishop Sheen?
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What the fuck are you,
''Mr. Slick''?
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What the fuck are you,
''Friend to the working man''?
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Big deal!
Fuck you!
1:03:00
You got the memory
of a fucking fly!
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I never liked you,
anyway.
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What is this,
your farewell speech?
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- I'm going home.
- Your farewell to the troops?
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I'm not going home.
I'm going to Wisconsin.
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- Have a good trip.
- Aw, fuck you!
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Fuck the lot of you!
Fuck you all!
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You were saying?
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Huh?
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Come on.
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Come on-- you got 'em
in the kitchen,
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you're in
your shirtsleeves,
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you got
the stats spread out,
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you can smell it.
Come on, snap out of it.
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- You're eating her crumb cake.
- Oh yeah, I'm eating her crumb cake.
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- How was it?
- From the store.
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- Fuck her.
- ''Bruce, Harriett...
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we have to admit to ourselves
that we see that opportunity
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and take it-- and that's it.''
Now, we just sit there.
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- I got my pen out.
- ''Always Be Closing.''