:25:00
He's asleep.
:25:04
After weeks of testing,
:25:06
we discovered
how it works.
:25:08
When swallowed, it affects
the vocal cords directly,
:25:11
so when you speak,
:25:12
microtremors encoded
within your voice
:25:15
stimulate
tiny little hairs
:25:17
in the inner ear
of the opposite sex.
:25:19
The vibration sends
a signal to the brain,
:25:22
which, in turn,
produces a combination
:25:24
of mood-altering
endogenous chemicals
:25:26
responsible for
the biochemical process
:25:29
of feeling in love.
:25:30
We also discovered
that, one...
:25:31
It made members
of the same sex hostile.
:25:34
Two...
:25:35
It had to be diluted.
:25:37
Full strength
was far too strong.
:25:39
And three...
:25:41
It would only work
for four hours at a time.
:25:43
The next logical step
was to test it on humans,
:25:46
but who?
:25:49
We felt a deep
moral obligation to mankind
:25:52
to make sure this
potentially dangerous drug
:25:55
didn't fall into
the wrong hands,
:25:57
but where could we find
test subjects we could trust?
:26:01
Th-this is
scientifically unorthodox,
:26:04
but...
:26:06
perhaps we could
both take samples
:26:08
and test it ourselves in
a real-world environment.
:26:12
I mean, Diane,
we're both...
:26:15
prudent and... and
responsible people.
:26:22
So, for the sake
of all mankind,
:26:24
we divided up the remainder
of the potion
:26:26
and agreed not to speak
for three weeks.
:26:29
[Engine Rattling]
:26:33
[Engine Backfires]
:26:41
Can I see your driver's license,
your registration,
:26:43
your proof of
insurance, please?