Love Potion No. 9
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He's asleep.
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After weeks of testing,
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we discovered
how it works.

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When swallowed, it affects
the vocal cords directly,

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so when you speak,
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microtremors encoded
within your voice

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stimulate
tiny little hairs

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in the inner ear
of the opposite sex.

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The vibration sends
a signal to the brain,

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which, in turn,
produces a combination

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of mood-altering
endogenous chemicals

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responsible for
the biochemical process

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of feeling in love.
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We also discovered
that, one...

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It made members
of the same sex hostile.

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Two...
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It had to be diluted.
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Full strength
was far too strong.

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And three...
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It would only work
for four hours at a time.

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The next logical step
was to test it on humans,

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but who?
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We felt a deep
moral obligation to mankind

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to make sure this
potentially dangerous drug

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didn't fall into
the wrong hands,

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but where could we find
test subjects we could trust?

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Th-this is
scientifically unorthodox,

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but...
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perhaps we could
both take samples

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and test it ourselves in
a real-world environment.

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I mean, Diane,
we're both...

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prudent and... and
responsible people.

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So, for the sake
of all mankind,

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we divided up the remainder
of the potion

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and agreed not to speak
for three weeks.

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[Engine Rattling]
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[Engine Backfires]
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Can I see your driver's license,
your registration,

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your proof of
insurance, please?


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