:43:04
It was 100% effective.
:43:06
No matter
what they were doing
:43:08
or whoever
they were with,
:43:10
they wanted you!
:43:11
You were the one they were
looking for their entire lives.
:43:14
You were funny,
intelligent,
:43:16
but above all,
you were very, very sexy.
:43:22
It worked,
and it worked miracles.
:43:25
It absolutely eliminated
any fear that they
:43:28
wouldn't like you or that
you weren't good enough.
:43:30
Instead of taking years of painfully
coming to grips with reality,
:43:33
you change reality.
:43:35
Reality comes to you.
:43:38
You didn't have to be
good-looking,
:43:40
well-dressed, or rich.
:43:42
It didn't matter.
:43:44
You just had to speak.
:43:48
So...
:43:49
how do you like
those pretzels?
:43:59
And you didn't have to
be funny, intelligent,
:44:02
or insightful.
:44:03
It didn't matter
what you said.
:44:05
Content had nothing
to do with it.
:44:08
So...
:44:09
you like those radials?
:44:28
They say that
power corrupts,
:44:30
and absolute power
corrupts absolutely.
:44:33
Well...
:44:35
they're right.
:44:38
They also say that
the path of excess
:44:40
leads to
the palace of wisdom.
:44:42
My palace of wisdom
:44:45
was the Sigma Delta Pi
Sorority House.
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[Beethoven's
Fifth Symphony Plays]