1:10:01
and you'll be pregnant,
and you'll be married,
1:10:04
and you'll have
that asshole's children.
1:10:06
It'll wear off.
You'll be married to a man you hate
1:10:09
with a bunch of little
assholes running around!
1:10:11
I kept calling her,
1:10:13
but she wouldn't
take my calls.
1:10:16
I wrote her letters,
1:10:17
but they came back
unanswered.
1:10:19
I tried confronting Gary.
1:10:21
That didn't work.
1:10:23
There was only one stone
left unturned.
1:10:25
Do you have an antidote
1:10:27
or something
more powerful or...
1:10:32
Sit down.
1:11:21
Years ago
there was a plague.
1:11:26
It affected many people.
1:11:28
It did not in any way
make them feel ill.
1:11:32
They lived long lives,
but...
1:11:40
something inside of them
died...
1:11:42
The capacity
to love forever.
1:11:46
This is the cure.
1:11:55
Love Potion Number Nine
does not create emotion.