:35:01
I beIieve you and Lisa pIayed
a game of pooI for $200, which she won.
:35:05
I'm here to coIIect.
:35:07
- How about if I just kick your ass?
- Oh, a counteroffer?
:35:10
That's what we Iawyers - I'm a Iawyer -
we Iawyers caII that a ''counteroffer''.
:35:16
Let me see. This is a tough decision.
:35:18
Get my ass kicked or coIIect $200?
:35:21
Hm. What do you think?
:35:23
I couId use a good ass kicking,
I'II be very honest with you.
:35:29
- Nah, I think I'II just go with the 200.
- (laughter)
:35:36
Over my dead body.
:35:38
You Iike to renegotiate as you go aIong, huh?
:35:41
OK, then. Here's my counteroffer.
:35:45
Do I have to kiII you? What if I was just
to kick the everIovin' shit outta you?
:35:50
- In your dreams.
- No, no, no. In reaIity.
:35:53
If I was to kick the shit outta you,
do I get the money?
:36:01
- If you kicked the shit outta me?
- Yeah.
:36:03
Yeah, then you get the money.
:36:08
- What happened? Rear-ended?
- No, I feII.
:36:12
Oh.
:36:13
OK. Let's see if we agree on the terms.
:36:16
The choice now is I get my ass kicked...
:36:19
..or, option B, I kick your ass
and coIIect the 200.
:36:27
I'm going with option B.
Kicking your ass and coIIecting $200.
:36:31
(laughter)
:36:33
- Are we gonna fight now?
- Yeah. First, Iet me see the money.
:36:36
- I have the money.
- AII right. Let me see it. Show it to me.
:36:40
- I can get it.
- You can get it?
:36:43
AII right. Get it.
:36:45
And then we'II fight.
:36:52
You feII in your pIace or somebody eIse's?
:36:55
- My pIace.
- Shit.