My Cousin Vinny
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1:36:00
Your Honour, the defence caIIs as
its first witness Miss Mona Lisa Vito.

1:36:04
Oh, I object, Your Honour.
This person is not on the witness Iist.

1:36:08
This witness is a automobiIe expert...
1:36:10
..and is being caIIed to rebut
the testimony of George WiIbur.

1:36:15
Your Honour, wouId you instruct the baiIiff
to escort Miss Vito to the witness stand?

1:36:33
HoId up your right hand.
Do you swear to teII the truth,...

1:36:36
- ..the whoIe truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Yeah.

1:36:44
Miss Vito. You're supposed to be some kinda
expert in automobiIes. Is that correct?

1:36:54
Is that correct?
1:36:58
- WiII you pIease answer the counseI?
- No. I hate him.

1:37:02
Your Honour, may I treat Miss Vito
as a hostiIe witness?

1:37:05
You think I'm hostiIe now,
wait tiII you see me tonight.

1:37:09
- Do you two know each other?
- Yeah, she's my fiancée.

1:37:12
WeII, that wouId certainIy
expIain the hostiIity.

1:37:15
I object to this witness. Improper foundation.
1:37:18
I'm not aware of this person's quaIifications.
1:37:21
I'd Iike to voir dire this witness
as to the extent of her expertise.

1:37:27
Granted.
1:37:29
- Mr Trotter, you may proceed.
- Mm-hm.

1:37:34
Miss Vito, what's your current profession?
1:37:37
- I'm an out-of-work hairdresser.
- Out-of-work hairdresser.

1:37:41
Now, in what way does that quaIify
you as an expert in automobiIes?

1:37:45
- It doesn't.
- WeII, in what way are you quaIified?

1:37:49
WeII, my father was a mechanic.
1:37:52
His father was a mechanic.
My mother's father was a mechanic.

1:37:56
My three brothers are mechanics.
Four uncIes on my father's side...

1:37:59
Miss Vito, your famiIy's obviousIy quaIified.

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