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:13:04
- The door won't open.
- This door won't close.

:13:06
- And God said, "Poppy!"
- You know I'm stupid about doors.

:13:11
- You're doing perfectly.
- As long as I didn't break it.

:13:14
And there was Poppy.
And God said,

:13:17
"Be fruitful and multiply
and fetch Tim to fix the doors."

:13:22
I love tech rehearsals!
:13:23
She loves tech rehearsals!
Isn't she, just... Where's Dotty?

:13:27
- Everyone's always so nice.
- Belinda's being all, you know?

:13:33
Freddy, don't you like
an all-night tech?

:13:35
Only because you can
sit on the furniture.

:13:38
- It's good to see you making jokes.
- Oh, was that a joke?

:13:43
This is such a nice company
to work with.

:13:46
Broadway in six months!
:13:48
- Cleveland in three!
- All right, Lloyd?

:13:52
I know what God felt like when he
sat in the dark, creating the world.

:13:56
- What did he feel like?
- Pleased he'd taken his Valium.

:14:00
He had six days.
We've only got six hours.

:14:03
And God said,
"Where the hell is Tim?"

:14:06
And there was Tim.
:14:09
And God said, "Let there be doors
that open and close."

:14:12
Do something?
I was getting the bananas.

:14:15
Doors! I bet God had a stage manager
who understood English, too.

:14:20
- That door won't close.
- And the bedroom won't, you know?

:14:24
- He hasn't been to bed for 48 hours.
- Don't worry! Only another 24 hours.

:14:30
Look, he's come down to earth
amongst us.

:14:33
Listen, since we've stopped...
:14:35
It took two days to do the set, so we
shan't have time for a dress rehearsal.

:14:40
Don't worry. Think of the first night
as the dress.

:14:44
If we can just get through tonight
for doors and sardines.

:14:49
It's all about doors and sardines,
getting on and off,

:14:53
getting the sardines on and off.
:14:55
That's farce.
That's the theatre. That's life.


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