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:33:02
And I saw her go out
in her swimming costume.

:33:06
Get the van loaded. No rush.
Only got all flaming afternoon.

:33:10
What have they got to offer?
One microwave oven.

:33:15
#50. Hardly worth lifting it.
:33:18
Cor! Come here!
:33:20
Junk, junk, junk!
:33:22
Well, yes, if you insist.
Now, where's his desk?

:33:26
They all say the same thing:
it's hard to adjust to retirement.

:33:31
The prospective tenant wishes to know
of any history of the paranormal.

:33:36
Yes, everything's nice
and paranormal here.

:33:40
Has anything ever dematerialised
or flown about?

:33:44
No, things move on their own two feet,
just like in any house.

:33:49
I'll tell the prospective tenant.
She's inspecting the study.

:33:55
- There's a man!
- There's no one!

:33:58
He's searching for something.
:34:00
- I can't see no one.
- This is extraordinary!

:34:04
Where's my prospective tenant?
She's gone! Disappeared!

:34:09
- Oh, my God!
- Now what?

:34:11
The sardines!
Can you see them?

:34:14
Yes. I can see the way they're going.
:34:16
I'm not letting them out of my hand.
But where is she?

:34:20
I can see I'm going to be
opening sardines all night.

:34:26
He said, "It's time to hand over
the ammonia bottle to a younger man."

:34:31
Where's she gone?
:34:33
"I may be 70," I said,
:34:36
"but I've still got
all my wits about me."

:34:39
- He didn't have an answer to that.
- Vicki! Vicki!

:34:43
- Or, if he did, I didn't hear it.
- Darling, where are you?

:34:47
That stuff doesn't eat through glue,
just trousers.

:34:51
You don't think it eats through...?
I'd better get these trousers off.

:34:56
This is an emergency!
If it eats through anything...


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