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:35:00
I can feel it! It's eating
through everything!

:35:04
- An evil house!
- The Inland Revenue!

:35:06
- He's back!
- I'm not here!

:35:09
- Oh, my God!
- I'm abroad. I must go.

:35:12
- Stay! Speak!
- Only in the presence of my lawyer.

:35:15
Hold on! You're just an intruder!
An ordinary intruder.

:35:20
Nice to meet you.
Have a sardine.

:35:23
No, you're a sex criminal.
:35:25
You've done something to Vicki.
I'll sort you out.

:35:29
You've got sardines.
:35:31
If there's nothing I can offer,
I'll be running along.

:35:34
Come back! Hello? Police?
Someone has broken into my house...

:35:39
...into someone's house,
and a young woman is missing.

:35:42
- It's in the garden now, a man!
- She's reappeared. Are you OK?

:35:47
- No! He almost saw me!
- He almost saw her!

:35:50
- He's taken our things.
- The things are here!

:35:54
They're back!
We're just missing sardines.

:35:57
- Here they are!
- We've found them.

:35:59
This is the police? You want
the police here? In my underwear?

:36:04
Let's say no more. I thought
something terrible had happened.

:36:09
- It has. I know him.
- You know him?

:36:12
He's dealt with by our office.
He mustn't see me like this.

:36:16
- The Inland Revenue has standards.
- Put something on.

:36:20
- I haven't got anything.
- Try the bathroom.

:36:23
And bring the sardines.
:36:26
I said, "When have I had to run off
in the middle of a job for a piddle?"

:36:32
Oh, my God! Where is it?
:36:34
- Stay there till you're dressed.
- I can't talk about tax in this!

:36:39
I knew I shouldn't have brought
the subject up.

:36:44
Help! Where are you?
:36:48
Put it on! It's a start.
:36:50
I'll find a bottom. I'll find a top.
Something.

:36:56
Someone in there! It's him, it's him!

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